Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Step 1 - Introduction

The main goal in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is to complete the entire campaign without getting defeated. If we lose a single battle we have to start the entire chapter from anew. In the first step of this guide we can grab up to 10 trophies in the Introduction campaign.

HAHAHAHA!!!

Lose at same battle 10 times in a row

Just start "Clubs" and begin the battle with a single unit. It should lose the fight. Repeat this matchup 9 more time to unlock this trophy.

Mirror match

Win a level with the same army as your opponent

After unlocking HAHAHAHA!!!, place 6 clubber on your side. When your 6 clubbers beat the 6 blue clubbers, the trophy should pop.

Clergy

Finish a level with 10+ Healers

The first opportunity for this in the "Minotaur" battle. There we have enough gold to place 10 healers and a king who can win this battle. It's even easier if you help him with the strategy of No need of Introduction.

Tactician

Beat a campaign without possessing a unit

For this trophy we just need to complete one campaign chapter while we only watch our army fight instead of possessing a single unit by pressing .

No need of Introduction

Finish The Introduction campaign without being defeated even once

The game features a lot of trophies that are rewarded for beating certain chapters without getting defeated. Trying this in a legit way can be pretty tough. Even if you have good strategies for all battles of a single campaign, the wonky AI can still mess this up pretty badly. To avoid that kind of frustration we can take another way to our new platinum. This way is called "Debug Mode" and can be enabled on the last tab of the settings. In this mode we can pause the game and spam bullets, spears and many other things at our enemies. As soon as we continue the battle our projectiles will hit the opposing troops and decimate them drastically.

It's ok to use this mode for every battle that doesn't give us a trophy. If it's the final battle of a campaign, we can still use it to take out most of the blue units, but it's important to disable Debug Mode before our army lands the final blow.

Whenever a battle has begun, don't press the Touchpad again until the battle is over. Otherwise it counts as a loss.

Accountant

Win a level with only half of the gold given or less

Can be earned together with Peacemaker.

Peacemaker

Finish a level without doing any damage

The perfect opportunity to get this done easily is in the battle called "Melee". Select any cheap unit (to get Accountant, too) and place one of it on the tree near the frontline. When you start the battle press quickly to prevent your unit from falling off the tree. Just stay on the tree until all knights dropped off the cliff and the battle is over.

Lone Ranger

Win 10 Battles with only one unit

If you use the Peacemaker strategy to keep working on Catch me if you can!, this trophy unlocks along the way.

Master Musketeer

Win 20 campaign battles with a single musketeer

While going for Catch me if you can! and using the Peacemaker strategy, make sure your single unit is the Musketeer. It can be found in the "Renaissance" group and costs 250 gold. If you can't see this group go to Settings and activate "Unlock all units in campaign levels". You must possess the Musketeer quickly before he fires a shot, otherwise it won't count towards Catch me if you can! as it is a fighting action, even if he misses.

Catch me if you can!

Win 25 battles without fighting

Repeat the Peacemaker strategy 25 times to get this trophy.

Step 2 - Adventure

The Adventure campaign is a good one to work on Reaper Creeper without getting defeated. If you haven't eneabled "Unlock all units in campaign levels" yet, do it now.

Reaper Creeper

Pass 20 levels with only one Reaper

A Reaper costs 2000 coins. The Adventure campaign has many battles where we can spend more than that. Just place a single Reaper unit and win the battle. If you use the Debug Mode strategy, you must disable this mode before the Reaper eliminates the final enemy for the battle to count towards the trophy.

Indiana Jones!?

Finish The Adventure campaign without being defeated even once

The Adventure is the second campaign. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

Step 3 - Secret Units

This step can be done at any time. We must collect and unlock all hidden units and maps. With them we have all ingredients to unlock several trophys in Sandbox mode.

Secret Agent

Find all Secret Units

Please check the third video of my playlist, every collectable unit has its own timestamp. The items we need to find for this trophy and to unlock all units are the following:

• Tribal 1
  • Cheer Leader's Pom Pom
• Tribal Sandbox
  • Raptor
  • Raptor Rider
• Farmer 1
  • Wheelbarrow Dragon's Head
• Medieval 1
  • Executioner's Axe
  • Jester's Head In A Box
  • Tree Giant's Tree
• Medieval 2
  • Cavalry's Spear
  • Mace Spinner's Maces
  • Vlad's Wooden Spike
• Ancient 1
  • Artemis' Bow
• Ancient 2
  • Teacher's Sword
• Ancient Sandbox
  • Chu Ko Nu's Repeating Crossbow
  • Cupid's Bow
  • Fan bearer's Fan
• Viking 1
  • Ice Giant's Skull
  • Shouter's Helmet
• Viking Sandbox
  • Ullr's Hat
• Dynasty
  • Lady Red Jade's Weapon
  • Samurai Giant's Giant Katana
  • Sensei's Shurikens
  • Shogun's Katana
  • Taekwondo's Foot
• Renaissance
  • Ballooner
• Pirate
  • Blackbeard
  • Bomb Cannon
  • Bomb On A Stick
  • Clams
• Spooky 1
  • Banshee
  • Skeleton Giant's Skull
• Spooky 2
  • Necromancer's Lantern
  • Witch's Broomstick
• Western
  • Ball and Chain
  • Bank Robbers
  • Gatling Gun
• Farmer Snow (Unlockable by picking up the Snowglobe on Farmer 1)
  • Ice Mage
  • Present Elf
• Fantasy Good (Unlockable by using the hidden entrance under the bridge of Medieval 1)
  • Solar Architect
• Fantasy Evil (Unlockable by using the hidden entrance under the bridge of Spooky 1)
  • Infernal Whip

Legacy campaign. Hooray!

Find all hidden units in the Legacy map

Please check the third video of my playlist, every secret unit has its own timestamp. The items we need to find for this trophy and to unlock all units and the Legacy campaign are the following:

• Banner Bearer's Banner
• Barrel Roller's Barrel
• Blowdarter's Blow Gun
• Boxer's Boxing Gloves
• Chariot's Chariot
• Dark Peasant's Hand
• Flag Bearer's Flag
• Pharaoh's Coffin
• Pike
• Poacher
• Super Boxer's Boxing Glove
• Super Peasant
• Tank
• Thor's Hammer
• Wizard's Hat

Step 4 - Undefeated campaign runs

After the little detour to collect all units we can either go for the Sandbox trophies or continue on with the campaign where we still need to stay undefeated. Restarting a battle by pressing the touchpad also counts as a loss. With all the trophies of the previous steps unlocked we can solely focus on winning all fights.

Checkmate

Finish The Challenge campaign without being defeated even once

The Adventure is the third campaign. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

Shogun Sensei

Finish Dynasty campaign without being defeated even once

The Adventure is the fourth campaign. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

Da Vinci Mastermind

Finish Renaissance campaign without being defeated even once

The Adventure is the fifth campaign. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

Blackbeard on board

Finish Pirate campaign without being defeated even once

The Adventure is the sixth campaign. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

Not afraid of the dark!!

Finish Spooky campaign without being defeated even once

The Adventure is the seventh campaign. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

No terrain no problem!

Finish Simulation campaign without being defeated even once

The Adventure is the eighth campaign. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

Tank you

Win a campaign battle in less than 10 second with a single tank

The final battle of the Wild West campaign called "The Chase of Zeus" offers a great opportunity for this trophy.

Cactus Conquest

Finish Wild West campaign without being defeated even once

The Adventure is the ninth campaign. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

Step 5 - Sandbox Trophies

You can do these trophies at any point. I personally like to take care of them before finishing the three secret campaigns. Even more so if you haven't unlocked these campaigns yet.

Superior God

Kill Zeus with Thor (or vice versa)

For this trophy we just need to set up a Sandbox fight between Thor and Zeus. In most cases Thor wins this battle.

Fly Dumbo!!

Shoot a Mammoth with Baloon Archers and make him fly

This is another easy trophy. Just set up one mammoth against an army of Balloon Archers.

Twisted twister

Make a Tornado with combining units from Secret faction

To create a tornado, line up some Cheerleaders in a “C” shape and put a Mace Spinner in the middle of them.

Baseballer

Kill 20 units with Clubber

We can earn this quickly by just starting a 30 vs 30 Clubber battle.

Stone away!!!

Kill 10 units with Catapult with one Stone

Just put 30 weak units (Halflings or Clubber) close together and a Catapult on the opposite side.

Timbeeeeeer!!!

Kill 10 units with Tree Giant with one stroke

Same as Stone away!!! just with a Tree Giant instead of the Catapult.

You are Billy the Kid?!

Kill 100 units in possession with Quick Draw

The easiest way in my opinion is a battle between 1 Quick Draw and 30 Clubber. Right after the battle started, we must press to possess our Quick Draw unit and shoot the opposing units with & . You can add some Healers or Cheerleaders if you like but the possessing can be a mess the more units there are on the field. Just shoot as many opponents as possible and when Quick Draw gets defeated, restart the battle immediately until you get 100 kills.

Arrows from the cart

Kill 20 Mammoths with Hwacha

Just start a match between 20 mammoths and 30 Hwachas. If one battle isn't enough for some reason, start another one.

Zip Zap!

Kill 20 units with Zeus in one set of attack

Line up 1 row with 30 Halflings or 2 rows close to each other with 15 Halflings. Zeus should eventually defeat 20 of them with a single strike. If not, keep restarting the battle until he does.

Make them fly!!

Shoot 100 units and make them fly with Balloon Archer

Just start a battle between 30 Balloon Archers and 30 Clubber. Once the battle is over, restart it until the trophy pops.

Castlevanic!

Kill 100 vampires while possesing a Knight unit

This is similar to You are Billy the Kid?!. Set up one Knight and a lot of Healers far enough away from him, so you don't possess them by accident. On the other side you can place vampires. Take as many as you can handle, I was only able to take care of 3 of them per battle. When the vampires come after you, start swinging the sword and mash both attack buttons until they are defeated.

Ice to meet you

Freeze an ice giant to death

The Ice Giant can take a lot of damage and deal even more. To make this easy, place it between houses on Ancient 1 and 30 Ice Archers on the other side. It should get stuck eventually and stay out of reach so it won’t hit our archers. From there it’s just a matter of time.

Step 6 - Secret Campaigns

This step is basically the same as Step 4, we must clear all three remaining campaigns without getting defeated. The difficulty is similar to the standard campaigns, so we don't have to change our strategy.

God or General !?

Finish Legacy campaign without being defeated even once

The Adventure is the tenth campaign. To unlock it we must collect all secret units on the Legacy map. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

The Good is defeated

Finish Fantasy Good campaign without being defeted even once

The Adventure is the eleventh campaign. To unlock it we have to find the secret entrance on the Medieval 1 map. It can be found on the left side under the bridge. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

The Evil is defeated

Finish Fantasy Evil campaign without being defeted even once

The Adventure is the twelfth campaign. To unlock it we have to find the secret entrance on the Spooky 1 map. It can be found on the left side under the bridge. We can use the same strategy we used for No need of Introduction.

Bad ass Campaigner

Finish all Campaigns without being defeated even once

We need to have the white trophy icon in the top left corner of all 12 campaigns at the same time.

Campaign Master

Finish all campaigns

Unlocks together with Bad ass Campaigner.

TABS Master

Congratulations on unlocking all the trophies