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Step 1 - First Playthrough and Speedrun
In the first step, we experience the freedom ending, which occurs when we do everything the narrator tells us
to do. Memorize this route and complete the speedrun immediately after unlocking this ending.
Get Your First Trophy
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
We earn this trophy by unlocking any other trophy in the game! We’ve got a full
trophy guide ahead
to help us with all the others, so let’s dive in and pick whichever one we feel like starting with.
Beat The Game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Even though The Stanley Parable offers several endings and countless ways to
“finish” the game, we’ll only unlock this trophy by achieving the Freedom Ending. To get there, we need
to follow every instruction from the narrator without deviating once.
Speed Run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load
times)
This one’s about beating the game in under 4 minutes and 22 second. Once again, we
need to get the Freedom Ending within that time.
To make things easier, we can restart the game until we spawn in a blue-toned hallway.
Step 2 - Miscellaneous Trophies
Most of these trophies are pretty easy and won't take long. They are all related to some tasks all across the
office building we always start in.
You Can't Jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
This game is a walking simulator, that means we can’t jump, no matter how hard we
try. But guess what? If we press

a few times during exploration, we’ll get this trophy for trying.
It’s the game’s
cheeky way of reminding us of our limitations.
Click on door 430 five times
Click on door 430 five times.
Right outside Stanley’s office is door 430. We need to press

on it five times.
But the narrator notices us trying and turns it into a game. He’ll have us running, clicking doors, and
even jumping on desks. Just follow his instructions until the trophy finally pops.
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While on the Freedom Ending route, we’ll reach the Boss’s Office with a keypad.
Normally, the narrator gives us a code. But if we press the number 8 eight times instead, we unlock this
quirky trophy.
Super Go Outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.
Nobody wants to wait for 10 years to unlock a trophy, so we need to start a new game
and quit to the dashboard.
There we change the system time of our console to 11 years in the future. Afterwards we can start the
game again and get the trophy after continuing.
Welcome Back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
To get this one, all we need to do is close the game and reopen
it. Once we're back in, we just start a new game, and the trophy will pop. That’s it. Easy!
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
In the pause or main menu, we head into the options menu and change every setting.
Yes, every single one. This includes all sliders, checkboxes, etc. Just make sure not to skip
any values by holding left or right too long.
Step 3 - Collectibles route & 24h Trophy
This step contains the two trophies that will take the most time, before we finally get our new platinum
trophy.
Test Trophy Please Ignore
Test trophy description! Replace this!
This one takes the longest setup in the game. We’ll be spending one to two hours
getting things ready, but a lot of the steps will happen naturally as
we play. If not, here’s what we need to do (massive spoilers ahead):
The first few times we launch the game, we’ll be asked to enter the current time. This happens on the
first, second, and third launch. Any time works, no matter if the time is correct. On the fourth launch,
we’ll be asked to adjust some pointless sliders. Just follow along.
After adjusting the final set of sliders and launching the game again, we’ll get a goodbye from the
strange text character. But they’ll mention we’ll meet again.
Now let’s get into the Ultra Deluxe content. After we’ve seen three or four endings, a new door labeled
"New Content" will appear near the usual hallway with the two open doors. If it hasn’t shown up yet,
we need to finish a few more endings until it does.
Once we go through the "New Content" door, a brand new route begins. Let’s follow it to the end.
After completing this route, we’ll find ourselves back in Stanley’s office, as usual. The “New Content”
door will still be there, but now it will look a little different — that's our way into The Stanley
Parable 2.
Inside this second version, we’ll unlock the Stanley Figurines collectibles. These look like tiny
cartoon versions of Stanley and emit a sparkling sound when nearby. The first one is unmissable. After
finishing this route, five more figurines will appear throughout the office building. We can collect
them anytime, in any order — even across multiple restarts.
Once we’ve found all six figurines, we unlock a new story route the next time we start the game. This
collectible route is fully story-driven, and we should play through it as normal. After finishing it,
we’ll end up back at room 427.
Now, when we return to the main menu, there’ll be a new option called Epilogue. This chapter continues
where the skip button route left off. Let’s play through it and eventually, we’ll interact with a
computer inside an otherwise empty office. There we’ll reunite with the strange text character, who
rewards us by fixing the previously broken free trophy machine.
After completing the Epilogue and returning to the main menu, we just need to start one final new game.
Let’s return to the area where the “New Content” door was—it’ll take us to The Stanley Parable 2 again.
But this time, the trophy machine will be fixed!
Interact with it to finally earn the Test Trophy.
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
We need to keep The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe running for a
total of 24 hours on a Tuesday. We don’t need to actively play — just leave the game running. The trophy
is cumulative too, so if we play one hour over 24 different Tuesdays, it still counts.
The game tracks time spent in-game. We can work on every other trophy on a Tuesday as well. To do so, we
just need to our console system time manually to any Monday at 11:59 PM and disconnect from the internet
to avoid automatic time syncing.
If you have every other trophy, you can let it run for 24 hours straight.
Excellent Job Following Directions
Obtain all other trophies.